Down In The DUMPS
Today we learned about steatorrhea, which is a condition where there is excess fat in faeces. Faecal matter is therefore frothy, foul-smelling and floats.
All I can say is, if you spend 10 minutes looking at your faecal matter (must be polite here) to see if it floats or not, you have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands.
WAY too much.
Back to business.
Lecturer: What happens when you eat food?
Me (in very snarky mood): Shit happens.*
Which is true!
Now isn’t that interesting.
(* I said this very quietly…besides..there were 200 other people there, it’s not like she would have heard me or anything….)
AAAAAARGH…Please forgive my random snarky-ness, peoples…
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