I’m so itchy that there’s no words left to describe how it feels.
Covered in ITCHY red welts that won’t go away.
Caused by either:
1) Cinema seats
2) Cinema air
3) McDonald’s chicken bugger, yes, BUGGER, not booger k..
4) Stupid sofa in Starbucks, home of stupid overpriced coffee that taste like Nescafe 3 in 1 anyway, and as you can see I’m ON A ROLL.
5) I will not blame the mushrooms since I started itching BEFORE I ate them, which wasn’t a very smart move, in hindsight.
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