life happens

there was a spider in my brother’s diving bag.

he set it free in the bathroom.

now i can’t go in there. arrgh.

i don’t like spiders.

or lizards.

in fact, i feel like making a list.

Things I don’t like.

  1. lizards
  2. spiders
  3. cockroaches
  4. worms
  5. snakes
  6. REPTILES, DAMMIT!

So basically. I don’t like anything with more than 2 legs (except my pets), or with no legs, or with tails (especially DETACHABLE TAILS!!!!!), or with scales, or with  GLASSY EYES that GLARE at you. Yep. Glassy glary eyes. BaaaAaaAAaaAAd…. 

In FACT:

The BEST PLACE FOR A REPTILE TO BE IS

a) on a pair of Manolos (slingback, 3.5 inches)

or

b) on a Birkin!

but i still wouldn’t touch them.


also since all this flu medication has me unhinged, i shall bravely and courageously expose one of my deepest, darkest secrets.i am a pigeon stalker!!

we shall view some evidence.

Image hosting by PhotobucketImage hosting by PhotobucketSee the unsuspecting pigeons. Oh how happy they are.Peck Peck.Run, little pigeons, run!!!Image hosting by PhotobucketThe little pigeons run.Image hosting by Photobucket
 AND THEN…There was one.


here is something that will drive someone nuts:

Statement 1: I went to a wedding last night

Statement 2: I am sick now.

Conclusion: Going to weddings make me sick!

Ahahaha.

If only I could see the look on her face

as she turns a lovely (haha!) shade of puce

trying not to explode

why, why are you so trying?

ah, but why do you continue to ask silly questions?

pfffft.

i must go now.

April 2, 2006. MY So-Called Life.

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