Queen of Le Snark.
it’s a story that might bore you, but you don’t have to listen,because i always knew it was going to be that way.
i’m in a much better mood today.
probably because i spent the whole of last night watching such cinematic gems as Cheaper By The Dozen, Erin Brockovich, and Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle! (i finally watched the whole thing!)
and also i drank half a bottle of diet Coke, fell asleep in front of the TV and then i spent the whole of this morning lazing around and pretending to do my homework…
a long time ago, when this blog first started, my friend laughed and said blogging is so gay, so i threw my eraser at him (which you have never returned)… but now he’s started blogging (well, he’s been doing it for a couple of months, but he’s just outed himself, so to speak), so WHO’S GAY, BYOTCH?
also..a long time ago, i blogged about how i hate going into restaurants/cafeterias, because when i come out i always smell like food and smoke and grease.
sadly, my uni’s undergoing some kind of fancy renovation, so they did something to the cafeteria, and now the food smells* are pumped into the entrance corridor…
*i use the word smells loosely. stench is more like it…
so no matter how fast i run through it every day, no matter WHAT i do, my clothes and hair end up smelling like whatever crap they’re dishing out in the cafe that day.
to make things worse…one of my neighbours has developed a love for the same kind of stinky food, and IT IS KILLING ME!
seriously…every day it’s a variation of something with shrimp paste (BLEEEUUUGGGHHH), some horrible fried thing, salted fish, and all kinds of pungent and unhealthy things I wish nobody ever invented.
dudes, stop eating that crapola! for your own sake!! (and mine..)
i don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but i think i just got a whole lot more snarky. yeeeeeeeaahh.
Watching: The Rules Of Attraction
Reading: The Girl’s Guide To Hunting And Fishing; Melissa Bank (they’re making a movie!)
Quote of the day:
“Sometimes I’m amazed at the shit that spills out of my mouth”
-Paul, The Rules Of Attraction-
Also here is a joke I heard today.
I have acute pancreatitis.
Really? I thought it was just average looking…
Maybe you just have to be a LAME med student to think it’s funny.
Or maybe just LAME.Haha.
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