oh God, i need some new shoes.like NOW…
i’m feeling particularly abusive today,so let’s disabuse ourselves of this notion.
forewarned is forearmed.
this is a lie, a LIE, a BIG FAT FATTY, PATENT LIE told by LIARS who LIE, LIE, you hear?
because no,and i mean NO amount of FORWARNED-NESS can FOREARM you against the HORRIBLENESS OF SOME HUMAN BEANS.
the world is filled with horrible people who are disguised as normal,nice,non-evil people,when secretly they harbour malignant thoughts, infiltrated by germs of evilness.
i prefer the shorter term: asswipes.
i sometimes wish i could live in a bubble, a nice big bubble, preferably in white (my favourite colour..or non-colour,so i’ve been told), must be germ free and most importantly: ASSWIPE free.
then i will be known as The Girl Who Lives In A Bubble,Elly The Bubble,or maybe just Bubble Girl,since it is shorter and less tongue-twisty.
actually i just remembered that my brother likes to call me Elly Belly, or Boggle, which i also like. anyways.
i also have a feeling that i have in fact,whined about this whole forewarned-ness thing before,but i’m tired, abusive(see above) and irritated,so just let me whine,or my head will explode.
then my hair will be dirty,and how will i study then?
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