do as i say…and nobody has to get hurt.
it is a truth universally acknowledged
that when one part of your life starts to go right
everything else must fall to bits.
i could look on the bright side (that’s me, ever the optimist)
at least i have that one part, do i not?
but then i am also a realist
everything will go to the dogs anyway.
that’s just it, isn’t it?
youlive, youdie, lifeisaterminaldisease, everythingfallsapartintheend, thereisnosuchthingasahappyending, youdon’talwaysgetwhatyoudeserve.
i will no longer be subjected to the cruel laws of nature
nay, it shall not be!
i shall live free of the constraints of normalcy and the laws of that chap Murphy (bless his soul).
so it shall be
it is as i decree.
i beg my leave
there is laundry for me to sleep in.
tOodles my darlings.
now run along…:)