a few days ago i had a very vivid dream, in which i was at the david jones stocktake sale
where i found these awesome prada flats for $20.
so naturally i Had to get them.
but then, as my companions distracted me (pffft) i turned around to discover that my pradas had been whisked away by the SA!
frustrated i was,
but also determined to score myself a bargain.
and so i continued browsing, and lo and behold,
i found some chanel flats for $50!
and so i leaned over to get them,
and hit my head on the shelf.
and then i woke up,
because i had rolled over and hit my head on the bedside table.
you see, even in my dreams i am unfaltering in my love of footwear-
i will not be defeated in my pursuits.
now if only i could apply that to things that ACTUALLY matter…