for some unknown reason the pile of laundry in my room has just magically doubled its height

which actually isn’t really scary until you consider that the last time i looked at it was

 3 hours ago.

there must be some laundry goblin around.

what else would explain this most unnatural phenomenon?

anyway

read this..

February 29, 2008. MY So-Called Life. Leave a comment.

oh,sweet adsl

okay.

one surmises that perhaps being disappointed a tad too often by customer service hotlines here in Australia has significantly lowered one’s expectations, to below threshold

such that when things do work, one is oh so pleasantly surprised!

in english, this means:

i couldn’t understand how telstra (this is Australia, free speech, people) managed to LOSE my application, give me a cold number, put me on hold for 20 minutes, and then cut me off!

and how the gas company not only got the registered name wrong, they also got the apartment unit wrong (so essentially, they switched on the gas for some totally random people)

and “your application will take 3-20 working days to process”

which..all in all..took about 5.

not bad, not bad at all.

*

i’m still getting used to things here

like

sunsets at 8 pm

freakily hot sun when the temperature is 14 degrees

flagfall ($^%&^$!!!!!)

shops that close at 5 pm

*

apart from the freaky things-

the view from my window is pretty nice

(i look beyond my neighbours)

and i think i’m really lucky to be in such a position that i can complain about it.

i don’t think you’ll understand that part,

but it’s okay-

i’ve never been particularly easy to understand.

🙂

February 29, 2008. MY So-Called Life. Leave a comment.

hyperventilating makes people look at you funny

here is possibly the best news i’ve had since coming to Australia….

Zac Posen for Target

*breathe,breathe*

tOodles my darlings, more later!

February 28, 2008. FashiOnista. Leave a comment.

MUwireless doesn’t support Vista..like…whaaaaaaat??

sometimes (a lot of times), i cannot tell the difference between what is right and wrong.

something that seems like the right thing ends up being such a pain, i wonder if it’s actually the wrong thing.

but really, i can only complain about the weather and the friggin prices here so many times, before i start to bore myself, so i’ll stop now, hahaha.

things here are…different, for want of a better….adjective.

i have yet to decide whether i like it or hate it, although i am certainly inclined to believe that i should like it, if only because i’ll be here for the next few years (barring holidays home, wheeee!!!!)…and it’s so much easier to like something (or someone) than dislike it, no?

haha.

now that bit of warped logic makes sense,even to me.

being away from home is very different for me, mainly cos i love being at home, where my nice bed and airconditioning are, where my family is (to wake me up in the morning, etc etc), and where my dogs are (who basically did nothing except create little presents for me to clean up everyday). but i love them anyway.

i miss home.

also, perhaps slightly more significantly,

i miss having my OWN TOILET, which in itself was a novel experience for me, being that i only had my OWN TOILET for one year, prior to which i was a parasite in various toilets around the house, most of which i claimed for my own anyway, haha, too BAD…

also i find that blogging in the med library (which is called brownless med library, which perplexes me since it is certainly not lacking in brown things) where it is freezing (as opposed to outside the library, where it is scorching like an oven) is making me write in long, rambly sentences, although it is arguable of course that i previously blogged in much the same manner (albeit with slightly less ramblyness.)

also.

i just wanted to say that on closer inspection, i find i am neighbours with

a) a Peugeot car outlet

b) a sexual health centre, and on the other side,

c) what i have been led to believe is a brothel.

now run free, my little minions, and let your mind go crazy with this bit of information…i eagerly anticipate any snarkyness that may so arise, Lord only knows i’ve done my fair share, haha.

ooh. i have just looked up and noticed that there are multiple holes in the ceiling. like it has chicken pox or something.

that is an interesting pattern, indeed.

on another note, i am now getting quite sick of italian food, i.e. if i see another piece of pizza i may be so inclined to rub it in the face of the unfortunate soul who has given it to me., please God, let me not have anymore pizza it is the food of the Devil himself, what with all the carbs and evil fattening cheese and hammy bacony bits, oh man, now it is making me hungrrrrry.

*screeeeam*

pOokpOok will be off now..there is much work to be done and she is just waffling about, being oafish and lazy and wasting time (exactly what she used to do at home actually,hmm..)

farewell my darlings, i shall be back in due time..

(or at least when telstra deigns to descend upon my humble flat and INSTALL MY PHONE LINE!)

you know you love me!

xoxo,

so lame. ahem.

i apologise.

🙂

February 20, 2008. MY So-Called Life. 4 comments.

pOokpOok down under

pOokpOok is down under
as the title suggests, haha.
sigh.

February 14, 2008. MY So-Called Life. Leave a comment.

19 hours, 24 minutes.

here is some of what (who) i will miss most:

because they cannot speak

and sometimes actions really do speak louder than words.

Tara
Rocco

February 8, 2008. MY So-Called Life. 1 comment.

i am lazy.

i cannot remember if i’ve blogged about it but i’m quite sure i’ve told a few people about my horrible nightmare.

in which it is the day before i have to leave and i have yet to pack anything.

now it is 2 days before i have to leave and i have yet to finish packing anything.

*screams*

the more i pack the more i remember i have to pack.

the more i clean the more i remember i have to clean.

so what do i do?

nothing.

i sit around and THINK about packing and cleaning

and panic

then i go shopping.

i love my plan…

fabulous right?

hahaha.

i must go now-i am wearing a hat and it is making me itchy…

February 5, 2008. MY So-Called Life. 1 comment.

that’s like totally…awesome!

there’s this kicky shipment tracker thing on FedEx that is super fun.

okay..maybe i’m taking this voyeurism thing to another level…haha..

you know what this means?

my shoes (which is what is in the packages)..will have been to more places than me!

hurray!

hahaha.

on a funnier note:

when i went to send my packages the FedEx man (who was totally smoking-literally and figuratively-plus strong and muscly,etc etc) was like…

Hmm. That’s a lot of shoes.

and just to clear things up,

there were a lot of other things in those boxes that are not shoes.

okay?

okay.

i’m glad we’ve cleared that up.

February 4, 2008. MY So-Called Life. Leave a comment.