i am a terrible human bean with no self control

(but at least i have nice shoes)

Pink Leather Cut-Out Flats

pink leather cut-out flats

Brown Patent Peeptoes

brown patent slingbacks
Black Patent MaryJane Peeptoe

black patent mary jane peeptoes

when something feels right

don’t let it go

October 26, 2007. Shoes. 6 comments.

everybody meet:

September 2007 188

 my new plant.

it is a purple orchid.

i like flowers.

a LOT.

i used to have a lovely orange gerbera daisy

but sadly it drowned.

(i watered it to death)

i’m now working on a sunflower plant.

waiting for it to sprout,haha.

anyway. i love flowers.

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Brown Patent Lace Up Flats

my abnormally pale feet.

these are my new shoes.

they are brown patent leather, with lace up detailing.

they remind me of the scruffy old M&S laceups i had when i was 10.

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there is a chameleon living in my garden

it is a veritable zoo.

i’m trying to get a picture of the chameleon

it’s turning out to be harder than i expected.

*

September 23, 2007. Shoes, Wild Things. 4 comments.

fishies go pOokpOok, but Frogs go rrrrribbit.

Cheeeeeeese.

cheeeeeeeeeesecaaaaake…..

ahem.

anyways. getting to my point…

Everyone, meet Frog.

ribbit ribbit.

Frog, meet Everyone.

Frog and his brother (I don’t know this for sure, just thought they look quite alike), Frog Spawn, live in my garden.

for three nights now, i’ve been sitting in the garden, spying on Frog and Frog Spawn.

(yes, i am relatively free. and yes, i need to get a life. ANYWAY..)

every night, Frog sits in front of this particular flower pot, just staring into space.

Frog Spawn, on the other hand, prefers to sit behind a spade.

he also enjoys staring into space.

now.

lest the picture deceives you, i must point out that Frog and Frog Spawn are actually Very Small.

in fact, they are about the size of a lump of dog crap.

IN FACT, i once tried to scoop Frog up with the Pooper Scooper.

until i realised…

waitaminute….since when does crap have EYES?

ahem.

which makes me wonder…

what does frog crap look like?

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Listening: You Give Me Something; James Morrison

Watching: Wild Hogs.

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it’s fun to watch movies in empty cinemas. that way you can laugh all you want and snort piggishly and no one’s there to hear you. yes, that was me.

 OOh…and guess what? i went to pick up my shoes and decided i didn’t really like them and i found another pair which i like even more, so i got those!wheeee…

okay. must lay off the sugar.

hyperglycaemia is Very Bad Indeed.

April 25, 2007. MY So-Called Life, Shoes, Wild Things. 2 comments.

Conversation With The Crazy

where are you?

buying oranges.

but why?

i couldn’t find the toothbrushes.

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new shoes

why isn’t it teethbrushes?

January 13, 2007. Shoes. Leave a comment.

All I Want

 I’m afraid that some  times
you’ll play lonely games too.
Games you can’t win
’cause you’ll play against you.

All  Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance
you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

from Oh,The Places You’ll Go, by Dr. Seuss

why do we want things that are bad for us?

even when we know they’re bad.

good girls go to heaven,bad girls go everywhere.

or in my case,the shoe store.

Velvet jewel shoes large view

Miu Miu, Net-A-Porter

i want these for christmas!

okay…so what i really want is something else,but it’s not something you can buy,so never mind…:)

Listening: All I Want For Christmas Is You; Mariah Carey

December 7, 2006. MY So-Called Life, Shoes. Leave a comment.

lucy loves

christmas shopping!..well…for myself,anyway..:)

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gunmetal ballet flats

i have a weird thing for little bows.and ballet flats..:)

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these strappy flats were so kooky i had to get them!haha..

sorry the pictures are so small..accidentally hit resize and am too lazy to change it back..:)

and the most bargainous(i like this word) bargain of the day..these super soft cords!

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Tanya, by Lauren

très productive,non?

now i must go study.

Listening: I Hate Everyone; Get Set Go (i don't..just a song)

Addiction: A chronic disorder,proposed to be precipitated by a combination of genetic, biological/pharmacological and social factors. Addiction is characterised by the repeated use of substances or behaviours despite clear evidence of morbidity secondary to such use.

Addiction: 1. the state of being given up to some habit or compulsion.

(Source: Dorland's Pocket Medical Dictionary, 27th Edition)

addiction is dangerous.

addiction to substance

addiction to joy

addiction to pain

addiction to love

addiction to a state of mind

i blame everything on

addiction.

the thing is,you know you have to stop but you can't.

Abraham Cowley said it best.

December 3, 2006. MY So-Called Life, Shoes. Leave a comment.

Lookie,everyone!

look!!!

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get it here

it has

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BOUNCING SOLES!

i shall call them my Ronald McDonald shoes.

December 2, 2006. Shoes. Leave a comment.