one day at Bell
i am often amazed at the slobbiness that has become my life
new pinnacles have been reached,
and coming from an established slob such as myself,
that’s a brand new high.
or low.
However.
as slobby as i am
i am comforted by the fact that
there will always be someone slobbier than me
(i have photographic evidence)
see how my day has just improved?
hahaha!
i wonder if slobby is an actual word.
if i weren’t as lazy (and therefore slobby) as i am,
i’d look it up.
Built To Last
I’ve looked for love
in stranger places
but never found someone like you
someone whose smile
makes me feel I’ve been holdng back
now there’s nothing I can do
cause this is real, and
this is good,
it warms the inside,
just like it should
but most of all,
it’s built to last.
🙂
shiny happy things
makes for shiny happy people.
wheee!
🙂
there is simply a great instinct for kindness in most people.
Amango, Amango
as i sit in this pile of laundry,
on a beautiful Saturday afternoon,
watching Gossip Girl
and missing someone-
my mind drifts back 6 months,
to another beautiful Saturday,
when I sat in a pile of laundry
(thankfully a different one, even I am not that lazy)
watching Gossip Girl,
while eating a mango,
staining my clean white shirt
clear, golden rivulets of honey
what is missing from my picture today?
oh, my Kensington Pride,
thou shalt be mine.
*
and so ends my ode
to my beloved,
my mango.
caught by the river,
i wait outside flinders street station
bells ring
bagpipes play
tires screech to a halt
attention passengers, the next train departing platform…
it never stops
i dance with myself.
The Germ
Ogden Nash
A mighty creature is the germ
Though smaller than the pachyderm
HIs customary dwelling place
Is deep within the human race
His childish pride he often pleases
By giving people strange diseases
Do you, my poppet, feel infirm?
You probably contain a germ.
*
HAHAHA!
🙂
One Sweet Love
today,
i managed to eat 2 apples and 3 oranges
for no good reason
(that I can think of anyway).
and then!
i displayed some pretty crazy behaviour
although thankfully limited to just one person, on another continent
(and caused by another,or rather the absence of ).
and then, i came home, and looked everywhere for my orange highlighter, to match my orange alien notebook BUT I COULDN’T FIND IT.
why, God
why are you punishing me in this way?
first my someone,
then my HIGHLIGHTER?
why?
*wails*
ahem.
okay.
i must go now.
there are many nice songs for me to arm dance to.
wheeee.
🙂
where oh where
i have made the same mistake
twice now.
please,
somebody shoot me.
Lord knows i deserve it…
argharghargh.
why am i at a loss for words now,
when clearly i have never had this problem before.
why?
GOD,
IS THIS YOUR WAY OF PUNISHING ME FOR HAVING TOO MANY SHOES?
*sobs*
where have you gone, my love?
ahem.
that was a bit creepy, even for me.
hee!
🙂
Bruises
i tried to do handstands for you
i tried to do headstands for you
every time i fell on you, yeah
every time i fell
i tried to do handstands for you
but every time i fell for you
i’m permanently black and blue
permanently blue
for you
*
POOK POOK 